Dear week old red wine,

Thanks for holding on one too many extra days.

Cheers my friend, cheers.

Your all too familiar friend,

Karen

Dear Angie Harmon,

You are ADORBS. And surprisingly funny. However, who is your stylist and why did he/she let you on Chelsea Lately with that outfit?

I also love that you are now dubbed "the Republican who loves gay people and vodka."

Congrats on an amazing new rep. (Reputation that is, not republicanism).

xoxo

KG

Dear Beach Boys,

I just googled Kokamo (while I was trying to start planning how I would execute my lifelong plan of going to every island in the Kokamo song). Needless to say, I was distraught/grossed out by the fact that at least 3 of the places are in the same place. AKA Kokamo (now no longer even NAMED that) is in Montego. Which is in Jamiaca. So now 3 locations are 1.

Sigh. So much for dreams.

Thanks for nothing,

Karen

Dear Jenny McCarthy,

What do you think about Singled Out 2.0. I realize I kind of miss that show.

More importantly, please blacklist me from registration. In a desperate moment, I may try to enroll myself as a participant.

Kindest regards and sorry about Jim.

Karen