Dear Gchat video camera,

I got rid of you a few months ago and now you're just back.

It's too hot in my apt to video chat and not scare others. Please go back where you came from.

Love,

Karen

Dear healthy eating habbits,

Please come back.

Love,
Karen

Dear Craigslist posters,

The word "antique" has not been substituted for old, broken or hot mess.

Love,
Karen