Dear Angie Harmon,

You are ADORBS. And surprisingly funny. However, who is your stylist and why did he/she let you on Chelsea Lately with that outfit?

I also love that you are now dubbed "the Republican who loves gay people and vodka."

Congrats on an amazing new rep. (Reputation that is, not republicanism).

xoxo

KG

Dear Beach Boys,

I just googled Kokamo (while I was trying to start planning how I would execute my lifelong plan of going to every island in the Kokamo song). Needless to say, I was distraught/grossed out by the fact that at least 3 of the places are in the same place. AKA Kokamo (now no longer even NAMED that) is in Montego. Which is in Jamiaca. So now 3 locations are 1.

Sigh. So much for dreams.

Thanks for nothing,

Karen

Dear Jenny McCarthy,

What do you think about Singled Out 2.0. I realize I kind of miss that show.

More importantly, please blacklist me from registration. In a desperate moment, I may try to enroll myself as a participant.

Kindest regards and sorry about Jim.

Karen

Dear Friday morning hangover,

Apparently you learned nothing from Wednesday am hangover. The definition of insanity: doing the same activity repeatedly and expecting a new result.

Sigh,

Karen

Dear Wednesday morning hangover,

Thank you for reminding me that it is, under no circumstances, appropriate to drink 2 bottles of wine and a 6 pack of beer with only one other person. On a Tuesday. For no reason.

I want to blame online dating except I think the above statement just clarified why I AM online dating.

Dehyrdatedly yours,

KG

Dear choking on string cheese,

Thanks for putting things in perspective.

That would have been a really lame way to go.

Gratefully yours,

Karen

Dear Eminem,

Why are you so angry?

xo
KG