Dear being entirely too full,

You make me feel gross.

Regards with unbuttoned pants,

KG

Dear Billy Blanks,

What are you up to these days?

Curious and un tae-bo-ed regards,
KG

Dear weekend,

Please hurry.

Love,
Karen

Dear the time between breakfast and lunch,

I wish you were shorter.

Somewhat hungry regards,

Karen

Dear Diet Dr. Pepper,

Thanks for your caffeinated service.

xo,

Karen

Dear 25th birthday,

Thanks for 25 good years. And cake. Let's party.

Dancing with regards,
Karen

Dear bangs,

Welcome back.

Try not to be too high maintenance - it messes up my flow.

xo,
Karen