Dear Sephora green nail polish,

I spent $9 on you as you were strategically placed in the checkout line advertised with a "Trend Spotter" giant poster.

My nails look like the jolly green giant meets Ivy from Batman & Robin.

Advertising fail. Yet I work in advertising. So I guess life fail.

Pleased with "at-least-youre-not-chipping" regards,

Karen

Dear 2010,

Sorry I've been slacking.

I went horseback-riding last weekend and now I'm back in the saddle again.

Bestest,
KG

Dear last day of 2009,

As a true caboose, there is not much more to say but:

Bring it in champ, bring it in.

2009 over and out.

Deuces,
Karen

Dear 2009,

Thanks for your time, but I think we are done here.

All the best in your future endeavors,

Karen

Dear 25-34 year old man...

unapologetically watching saved by the bell (the middle school years) on the bike this morning at NYSC,

One word for you: Nice.

Jealous that I didnt have head phones so i could watch it too regards,

Karen

Dear romper with lots of buttons and sash,

You were everything i hoped for in an outfit until I had to pee.

Note to self: drink no more water for the rest of the day.

Unbuttoning regards,
Karen

Dear being entirely too full,

You make me feel gross.

Regards with unbuttoned pants,

KG