Dear Tayo Cruz,

Thanks to your amazing cheeziness and pop magic, I forgot I was tired.

Thanks for the caffeine free espresso.

xo

KG

p.s. sorry we cant get more intimately involved, i'd only break break break your heart.

Dear 8th piece of cookie cake,

I understand you come loaded with carbs, calories and the like, but given that it was my bday and my friends decided to surprise me with TWO large cookie cakes, one residing in my house, and the other on my backside, I'd appreciate if you'd go easy on your usual antics.

Thanks a bunch,

KGeezy

Dear creeper who rang my doorbell three times at 4:27am,

a) not cool

b) let me back that up with a "not cool AND you've scared the shit out of me."

c) its now 5:41 and I still havent gone back to sleep

d) you owe me coffee

exhaustedly (not) yours,

KG