Dear Friday morning hangover,

Apparently you learned nothing from Wednesday am hangover. The definition of insanity: doing the same activity repeatedly and expecting a new result.

Sigh,

Karen

Dear Wednesday morning hangover,

Thank you for reminding me that it is, under no circumstances, appropriate to drink 2 bottles of wine and a 6 pack of beer with only one other person. On a Tuesday. For no reason.

I want to blame online dating except I think the above statement just clarified why I AM online dating.

Dehyrdatedly yours,

KG

Dear choking on string cheese,

Thanks for putting things in perspective.

That would have been a really lame way to go.

Gratefully yours,

Karen

Dear Eminem,

Why are you so angry?

xo
KG

Dear 5th floor walkups,

I think you should write a letter to all future residents detailing that there will be days that you forget to bring your umbrella until you get to the base floor. But remind them that walking down 5 flights does not make you immune to getting wet.

Moral: it's always worth going back up 5, so you arent towel drying your clothes at work.

Kindly,
Karen

Dear Lauryn Hill,

Where are you? And do you watch Sister Act 2 every time is comes on tv like I do?

Thought so.

Would love to hear what your fave part is.

xo,
Karen

Dear "Dear blog,"

Sorry for my absence. I've spent too much time drinking, making fun of people at work, and eating French sandwiches.

I'm going to try to clean up my act. And try to eat 1/2 sandwiches.

Back in action,
Karen Gereffi