Dear leggings vs. tights distinction/rules:

Now that leggings have become socially acceptable to be worn as "pants," it is more important than ever to be sure to distinguish between "Leggings" and "Tights." Wool/winter "tights" also known as pantyhose, stockings, mayas, do not classify as leggings due to their thin and often transparent nature, therefore can not be worn as pants.

So to the offender on west 39th street, no, you in fact cannot continue to wear those grey wool "tights" with a cropped jacket and t-shirt. They are in fact, not even close to pants and what's worse, I think those tights are worn down in areas where I can see skin.

It can understandably be tough out there. When in doubt, throw a tunic or some shorts over it.

Comfortably (in leggings) yours,
KG

Dear unapologetic use of male highwaters,

C'mon guys - bring it down a notch.

Kindly,
Karen

Dear unlikely couples,

You make me happy.

Unless you're unlikely because one person is just obscenely settling. In which case, you just make me sad, or grossed out.

Thanks for the hard work.

Supportive regards,
Karen

Dear Grounded,

You already were my favorite cofffee shop due to amazing brews and delicious treats, but by playing all of Janet Jacksons hits on this fine spring day, you have really outdone yourself. Bravo my friend, bravo.

Quite pleased regards,

Karen

Dear Lobster rolls,

You made a comeback in conversation today: "You know i love elitism. Sailing and lobster rolls. Whiskey tasting. i'm sold!"

Hope things are well.

All the best,
KG

Dear LLCool J,

What do your close friends call you? I would love it if it was the full LL Cool J.

It's like calling your friends by their AOL screen name (when it first came out)

xo

Karen

Dear Sephora green nail polish,

I spent $9 on you as you were strategically placed in the checkout line advertised with a "Trend Spotter" giant poster.

My nails look like the jolly green giant meets Ivy from Batman & Robin.

Advertising fail. Yet I work in advertising. So I guess life fail.

Pleased with "at-least-youre-not-chipping" regards,

Karen

Dear 2010,

Sorry I've been slacking.

I went horseback-riding last weekend and now I'm back in the saddle again.

Bestest,
KG