Dear The Roasting Plant,

Thanks for the preview to Winter Wonderland but there is no need to have your thermostat at 42 degrees.That said, if someone wants to bring some sweaters or sweatpants to help a sister avoid hypothermia, I'm totally cool with that.
Kindest regards,
Karen

Dear orange juice pulp,

Get out of the way.

Kindest regards,

Karen

Dear that pose in yoga where you lie down,

Thank you for existing.

Love,
Karen

Dear dirty martinis served in a plastic cup,

You were easily followed by a bottle of Bud Light. Yes, Bud Light. You're better than that.

Don't let it happen again.

Best,
Karen