Dear Spring,

What happened? Why didnt you come this year? I do love summer in NY but next year, stop and stay a while.

Kind regards,

Your 2011 friend.

Dear Bachelorette Weekend,

Holy crap.


Love,
KG

Dear Pandora,

If my "free song limit for the month" is up 2 days or less from the end of the month, I think you should have a charity clause where you just give it to me.

The work involved finding a new music source, and for only 2 days, is just rude.

It's kinda like give a penny, get a penny at the cash register.

Get it together.

KG

Dear Tayo Cruz,

Thanks to your amazing cheeziness and pop magic, I forgot I was tired.

Thanks for the caffeine free espresso.

xo

KG

p.s. sorry we cant get more intimately involved, i'd only break break break your heart.

Dear 8th piece of cookie cake,

I understand you come loaded with carbs, calories and the like, but given that it was my bday and my friends decided to surprise me with TWO large cookie cakes, one residing in my house, and the other on my backside, I'd appreciate if you'd go easy on your usual antics.

Thanks a bunch,

KGeezy

Dear creeper who rang my doorbell three times at 4:27am,

a) not cool

b) let me back that up with a "not cool AND you've scared the shit out of me."

c) its now 5:41 and I still havent gone back to sleep

d) you owe me coffee

exhaustedly (not) yours,

KG

Dear week old red wine,

Thanks for holding on one too many extra days.

Cheers my friend, cheers.

Your all too familiar friend,

Karen